May 2012

Youth Will Eventually Work It’s Way Out

May 31, 2012

Naivety can be a blessing and youth will eventually work itself out, with age.

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“I Have an App for That”

May 30, 2012

“Mom, you know it’s like 2012 and not the 1900′s. She’s not going to Texas in a horse and carriage.”

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Wants to be a (Fill in the Blank)

May 29, 2012

I love the drawing of the bee stinging the guy in the head and the guy screaming. Well, that is what they get for insisting he draw a picture. Please note the use of one crayon color. This is what I get when I ask him to stop drawing pictures at school of guns, knives and blood.

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Smushed Game

May 27, 2012

“I really find identifying flattened animals that have been hit by stuff fascinating. I mean, I enjoy living animals better, but if they are smushed it is a little fun trying to figure out what they used to be.”

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Pool + Dentist = (See Photo)

May 25, 2012

Ok, so the weird genes may be all me. Let’s hope the kids get the “smart doctor” genes from my husband and “grammar” genes, OH…and the “hard teeth” genes from him as well.

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We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?

May 24, 2012

His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”

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Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment

May 23, 2012

I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!

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Another (Funny at my Expense) Embarrassing Story

May 22, 2012

Grassroots effort without SEO classes, hiring a consultant or someone to tweet for me is my approach. I’m throwing my stuff out there and if people like it then it will go somewhere, but I need some help getting it out.

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Worry and Worry Junior Have a Talk

May 21, 2012

I am thankful for my worry, and for being aware of it, and thankful it does not cripple me.

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Video Game That Goes Terribly and Hilariously Wrong

May 20, 2012

It was supposed to be a a safe, friendly, thinking video game…until the lions started eating the zoo’s visitors!

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