Me, (nervously texting husband Jim at his doctors office) “Ummmm. We are in Redbook this month. Don’t kill me.” A very long period of time goes by. I even gave him allowances in case he was resuscitating someone. My mind wandered that he was so mad he was on his way home and I may need resuscitating. […]
It’s Just That Kind of Town on Halloween and Every Day
“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]
How To Tell Your Lawn Guy You’re Very Sorry
He threw himself on his back and rolled around screaming and laughing.
I continued into the road smiling again wondering how long before he realized he was rolling around where our dog does her “business.”
Can you send your lawn guy flowers?
The Difference Between Mothers and Sons
This is what I do with hydrangeas from the yard. Cute, right? Get it? It is an ice cream cone. Even cooler is that they are all from the same bush is our yard. The boys brought the stalk you see below, into the house yesterday and asked me if they can cut more […]
What is a Wordless Wednesday?
I took this photo yesterday at my father in-laws house. Ok, so I get the wordless Wednesday thing but I have been without any consistent technology and I’m breaking! So until I finish writing, (ON MY PHONE) a post for tomorrow I will leave you with a photo I took yesterday, and a few words. […]