“It is best to simply try and not think of the missing lizard when you are visiting our home.”
This was me practicing how to break the news that a lizard is missing in our house before our guests arrived in 30 minutes.
Oh, I should add…
“In the grand scenario of things, the lizard probably escaped out of the window we discovered WIDE open and that we determined had been open for three weeks, back when the ball was on the roof.
Don’t look at me all Judgy Judy as if I have time to check all of the 37 windows every day, which is what a mother of three boys would have to do.
I would worry far more about what could have slithered or crawled IN that window.”
Yeah, that is effective.
If I had daughter we would be discussing who brought their rainbow looms and what nail polish colors are in style.
You see our friends that are coming have two lovely demure daughters.
We would be Instagramming our nails with ponies painted on them if we had three girls instead of three boys.
Abbie Gale at allthatmakesyou.com
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PS If you are a publisher or producer email me and I will give you my phone number. If you are Child Protective Services email me and I will give you the phone number of someone I don’t like. If you want to come and help me fold clothes and put them away I will give you my address and a big kiss.