Hello, my name is Abbie.
I have a secret guilty mom confession.
I have a secret cabinet in my kitchen that my kids don’t know that opens.
Actually, there are two cabinets that look like panels.
In one I keep Scotch tape and scissors and the other everything I need to make S’mores.
Today I couldn’t get my pants to button. I tried the Scotch tape but it wont hold. I am going to notch the waist with my scissors, so I can sit down.
It is a good thing I have this secret stash because God knows without my hidden cabinets I would have never found Scotch tape or scissors in a house with three kids.
I have a belly full of Smores from lunch and now all I need is to make out with someone with the stomach flu.
Anyone? Anyone else have a secret stash from the kids?
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Jenn says
Yes, i have several secret stashes. Fortunately, I can hide them in semi-plain sight – in the upper cabinets with my cookie cutters and pancake stuff as no one in my house does anything like cook or put anything away. I was SUPPOSED to have secret cubbies like that over my stove but they took them out of the plan to save money.
I am mad.
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