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news4dudes says
brilliant…boys are hilarious aren’t they? The dirtier they THINK it is, the more hilarious it is!
susielindau says
The way I handled all of it was by grossing them out first. I can see where you would be ganged up against, but it would shock them if you one-upped them! Hahaha!
All that makes you... says
If you only knew! Thanks for reading!
April says
I only have one boy and I taught him the “V word” when he first asked what it was. Though for him it was more like a “B” word. LOL. When he was little girls had a bagina and boys had a penits. I don’t know why he threw that “t” in there, but it was funny. Because of the really small town we lived in, I actually explained to him the whole birds and bees process earlier than I would have liked to. The problem was that our small town made all kids k-12 ride on the same bus together, causing him to hear things I wish he’d never heard. So when he actually took health, he was already well prepared.
Just out of curiosity, why did you not want to teach them the “V” word? I was laughing at your boys. I love when they think they know something you don’t. It’s so much fun.
All that makes you... says
Thanks for reading! I knew they would be saying in constantly and using at like, “your such a vagina!” I knew they would eventually learn it. The idea of them asking (loudly) in a restaurant, “mom does your vagina hurt when it gets kicked?” was just one less embarrassing social situation I might avoid. The older boys also think I am a complete moron when it comes to school work. That also works for me. 😉 Kids are so much fun, except when they’re being monsters. Then I remind them I will always love them because I’m their mom and hope that it passes soon.
Caddo Veil says
I’m with Julie–I don’t have kids, but I fully believe they’re the best free entertainment going!! Thanks for a new place to come for a good laugh! God bless you all.
All that makes you... says
Prior to having my own kids I would encourage unruly behavior such as telling my cousins kids the way to Disney World was through their return air ducts in the house. This is another confirmation as to why I know God has a sense of humor, he gave me three boys. Thanks for reading!
Julie Catherine says
I don’t have children … and I’m horrible about not being able to laugh at kids’ funny comments and antics, thereby unwittingly egging them on, much to my relatives’ dismay – If I lived at your house, I would have just died laughing long before now …. LOL! ~ Julie 🙂