Why husbands can’t win.
Me, “How do I look baby?” (Fishing to hear a nice word thrown my way.)
Me, “What’s that? Hmmm..”
(Clearly needing more.)
Jim, “Nice in a conservative way.”
Me, “As in?”
(Making WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS FACE.)
Jim, “More conservative that your usual.”
Me, “You think I dress conservative?”
Jim, “No! Like that is why I mentioned it because it’s not your norm.”
Me, “YOU THINK I DRESS HOOCHIE-MAMA?!!!!!”
Jim, “Oh no. God no. I just mean you look a little…Republican.”
Me, “I am going back upstairs to shower.”
I was wearing a short sundress with a silly bird print with a cotton candy pink cardigan.
I think I shout “Zoey Deschanel” and not “republican.”
Does he not know who I am?
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