“It is best to simply try and not think of the missing lizard when you are visiting our home.”
-Practicing how to say this to our house guests who will be arriving in 30 minutes.
“In the grand scenario of things, the lizard probably escaped out of the window we discovered WIDE open and that we determined had been open for three weeks, when the ball was on the roof. Don’t look at me all Judgy Judy as if I have time to check all of the 37 windows every day, which is what a mother of three boys would have to do.
I would worry far more about what could have slithered or crawled IN that window.”
Yeah, that is good.
If I had daughter we would be discussing who brought their rainbow looms and what nail polish colors are in style. Then we would be Instagramming that.