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Never Vlog and Drive, A Tractor

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I decided I wanted to Vlog about our farm and barn-house. I don't Vlog but I thought I might try. It ended terribly!!!! Seriously! Never Vlog and drive, a tractor. I caution you, I talk in it. I hate my voice and what I look like on video...but I am trying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404&v=LEDMGFswjrE Here is the rest of the story... There was no video of me going into the ditch because I saw my teenager coming down the hill on a dirtbike … [Read More...]

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