My boys have me as a mother.
This means I cannot help you with algebra but I will rock you out at Halloween. If only my kids would agree to wear my totally twisted costume ideas.
This morning the boys needed ideas for their new prep school costume party.
I told the boys to be “Dumb Ways to Die” characters.
They began giggling.
Then I told them they couldn’t be the dude who “used your private parts as piranha bait.”
Then I immediately think of a million awesome ways to make a costume to be that dude.
Velcro little fishes all over their crotches. Hot glue goldfish crackers onto underwear worn over a pink morph suit.
We may not ever fit into this prep school.
Need to go find fish beanie babies on Ebay…
Halloween is way better than algebra.
Will you please tell my boys their mom is cool because by the time they got out of the car one told me he just wants to be the Michelin Man.
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