Peter went with me to pick up Marty McFly, one of our new rescue kittens, after he was neutered yesterday.
Peter bursts into insane laughter, “Hello, could you please tell me if you have finished cutting Marty McFly’s nuts off yet?”
I reply, “They don’t cut them off!!!”
I explained what they actually do.
We pick him up and to my surprise…the cat has a huge tattoo on his belly!
Peter says, “He is no longer a boy and isn’t a girl either. This little guy has a tattoo. They stuck a microchip in his head mom!
They should tell you that when you first agree to adopt a kitten that by the time they are done there is nothing sweet and innocent about your new pet. Mom, don’t you think it’s weird we dropped off a kitten and we got a cyborg back?!!!”
I agree Peter and now remember one day if you ever decide you want a tattoo you will look as tough as a kitten.
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