My mom always said she had kids to get the dishes washed. If we complained she would say, “You shouldn’t be complaining about the dishes. I had you to do the dishes. You should be thanking the dishes. It is because of dishes you exist.” She wasn’t funny when I was a kid but every year I think she is funnier and smarter than the year before.
One step forward for Mom and two steps back for technology. I tied the kitchen cordless phone to its base with twine. It had to be done. It had to be done mostly to just remind the kids to put it back. They rolled their eyes at me. They are the cellphone generation that just […]
Laugh and get pictures because no one would believe it.
So when our 12 year old twins decided to prank for the first time they call they call their mom’s girlfriend to practice? Heavy breathing and all? What sweet innocent boys don’t know about is *67. What makes a good friend is one that explains to your son that they know who it is by […]
Eventually it turns into a (very funny ;)) story of a wife’s revenge… I just bought a new hoe today. I broke my last one last fall. With winter being winter, I have spent the last few months trying to find the perfect hoe. Sharp corners, lightweight , doesn’t feel like its splintering in […]