Last night we were all in the kitchen. Family banter all around. Then I hear one of the kids call the other a “fa&&ot”…my head spins around…I don’t want to ask what he said in case it was “maggot” and then it will lead to the question, “what did you think I said, mom?” But I have to ask.
A list of all the bad words? Are they crazy!
The whole “BobSaget” part had me cracking up! truly a laugh out loud moment!
Hahaha, omg, just too funny! Thanks so much for the much-needed laugh, Abbie! LOL! 😀
I shared this on tumblr, Facebook, twitter and Google +. I said people should read you because you’re really funny. I hope you are because I didn’t read it because it contained curse words and I refuse to read them EVER, Damnit.
Thank you Marty. That is super cool. I am asking anyone who reads me regularly to subscribe via email and not directly through WordPress as I am transferring this week to being self hosted and I have been told that I will lose my followers that are not email subscribers. 🙁
I can SO relate to this. I had to define the word c*ck…and not as in cock-a-doodle-do. They were tossing it around as we had dinner in the middle of a restaurant. You should have seen the look of horror on their faces, my daughter included, when they realized what they were saying.
So happy you found my blog because now I get to enjoy yours!
When I found yours I felt I found a kindred spirit. I have only been doing this since Feb 29th and holy smokes, there is a lot to get a handle on. Thanks for coming by.
my sister-in-law assured us our 10-yr old knew all the bad words…when my wife protested that her “baby” could know such vile things, we asked him to spell any bad words he knew (that makes it okay, ya know). Oh………my…….gawd
I know! but then ask them what they mean. Mine have no idea. They still sleep with teddy bears. I knew the words when I was their age but I also knew what they meant! This is what we get for trying to be better parents than ours were. Mine also lace their shoes up backwards every time. Like you would tie them at your toes. I need to throw them out it the streets for a “real” education I guess.
Bahaha! Right! If you read my post about the birds and the bees called “Aren’t you glad you only had to do that twice to get three kids?” I am going to post another story soon about how we eventually had the “advanced” birds and the bees talk that caused absolute panic. I will share a quote, “I just want to know one thing!…is this semen a liquid or a solid?!” For real. I was like, “Go find your dad!!!!!”
http://allthatmakesyou.com/2012/02/29/hello-world/
I can so relate with a 12yr old boy myself 🙂
“Not in your wettest dreams,” my son said to his sister, not having a clue as to what it really meant.
That is funnnnnnny!
They are really so innocent. 12 year olds are dangerous!
And my teens wanted to give ME a list of words not to say because I embarrassed them! You know, words like “BANANA” or … Well, I’ll stop here.
I do enjoy your writing, so keep it up. Oops, I think I wasn’t supposed to say that either!