Guess who went to Walmart at 10:30pm to get kitten formula? For a Gor a baby bunny we found abandoned at our barn-house. I actually said today I would never bottle feed anything again. Remember I bottle fed two rescue kittens a few months ago around the clock. The drive to not watch my […]
Blake Shelton Hiding Down the Street When Divorce Announcement Made, I had no Choice but to Try and Break in
The world learned yesterday that Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton were getting a divorce. THE SKY IS FALLING. They are so cute! How can this happen? Do I have a chance with Blake? Yes, I am amarried but Jim would leave me for Miranda. I mean, I am NOT a country fan but after “The […]
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We have been making a movie, a REAL movie
It has been a whirlwind in our house and I haven’t had time to write but there is a whole huge story to tell. We are getting ready to wrap a feature film this week. Stay tuned for the story next week. Things you never imagined you would be a part of […]
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Counterfeit Kid
Me, “You are too young for us to go white water rafting in Yosemite.” Ten year-old, “You need to get me a fake birth certificate so I can do things I want to do. Make me thirteen.” Me, “But they will see you have no markings of puberty like armpit hair.” Ten year-old, “They will […]
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Inherited Funny, or Crazy but Funny Either Way
Me screaming in the hall at the closed garage door a few minutes ago. “Drag the body to the top of the stairs and I will help pull him down! Keep him upright so you don’t get any more blood on the carpet! Hurry up! I think I hear people. Do you know where the […]
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