“Hey boys! Look at this! We can do a night tour of Alcatraz! The boat pulls up for the tour behind Alcatraz on the loading docks!”
Me, “It would be soooo cool!”
Other twin, “Are you out of your mind? You clearly don’t play the video games we play set in Alcatraz AT NIGHT.”
Nine year old, “If you buy me multiple guns and let me take them with me I might go. (Giggles)”.
Twin 1, “they wont help with the zombies much and they wont help AT ALL with the ghosts.”
Nine year-old, “Yeah, true dat. Let’s just skip Alcatraz. Didn’t you say Ghiradelli was in San Francisco too? We can just do chocolate instead.”