Being Twins


I hear it’s national twins day. We have some of the identical kind.   I remember being told we were in for an amazing ride as parents of twins.   That was an understatement.   One of my favorite pictures of the nursery rhyme parade and one kid is a little more excited than the other. So […]

Summer Vacation Should be Two Months, NOT Three. Proof is in these quotes…


I say every year summer vacation should be two months long because my kids turn into pumpkin heads the third month. Give me a few extra breaks in the school year. I am certain my kids would be smarter and I would be less crazy come September.  Here are things I have heard this week […]

Blake Shelton Hiding Down the Street When Divorce Announcement Made, I had no Choice but to Try and Break in

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert divorce so Blake could be with me

The world learned yesterday that Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton were getting a divorce. THE SKY IS FALLING. They are so cute! How can this happen? Do I have a chance with Blake? Yes, I am amarried but Jim would leave me for Miranda. I mean, I am NOT a country fan but after “The […]

Counterfeit Kid


Me, “You are too young for us to go white water rafting in Yosemite.” Ten year-old, “You need to get me a fake birth certificate so I can do things I want to do. Make me thirteen.” Me, “But they will see you have no markings of puberty like armpit hair.” Ten year-old, “They will […]

Inherited Funny, or Crazy but Funny Either Way 


Me screaming in the hall at the closed garage door a few minutes ago.  “Drag the body to the top of the stairs and I will help pull him down! Keep him upright so you don’t get any more blood on the carpet! Hurry up! I think I hear people. Do you know where the […]