Me, “You are too young for us to go white water rafting in Yosemite.”
Ten year-old, “You need to get me a fake birth certificate so I can do things I want to do. Make me thirteen.”
Me, “But they will see you have no markings of puberty like armpit hair.”
Ten year-old, “They will be too busy looking at my abs to notice.”
He does P90X in our gym because it’s pool season.
Pray for me.
How do I keep him ten longer? Why does he want to grow up so fast? How does a mother of three (double digit pregnancies) find her abs because I use the gym too and those little jerks are not showing themselves.
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