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The Spirit of Easter and the Shining Twins

March 30, 2013

You know that time when my boys imitated “The Shining” twins in front of the Easter bunny. How far will you go to keep the holiday magic alive? Are you willing to lie? I wrote down a stupid funny story about my attempt to not lie by a using creative way to explain that wacky [...]

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I Need You

March 6, 2013

For three mornings my husband Jim has listened to what my mornings are like with our kids. He is on vacation this week and with no where to go, as the kids are not on break. Today they shamed him into driving them to school. His parting words? “Boarding school cannot possibly cost much more [...]

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You will never guess what I was looking for in my bra.

March 3, 2013

You will never guess what I was looking for in my bra today. I have two things about my bra today that were VERY exciting. 1. I am wearing a brand new bra and it is actually super comfortable and I am tickled, (if you are a woman, I am certain you understand.) 2. [...]

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Listen To Your Mother!

March 1, 2013

I have been invited to audition for “Listen To Your Mother” and I am so ridiculously excited! I sat in on some of the readings, in NYC last year, and I was blown away by these folks! So very flattered to have even be considered and I don’t think I have ever “auditioned” for anything [...]

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That Time We Shut Down the Airport

February 25, 2013

We are no longer referring to our 2013 trip to Disney as such. It is now being called, “The Trip that WE Shut Down Orlando International Airport. Come on, are you really surprised? Really? Picture this… I have all three boys with me at the conveyor belt while all of our shoes are in buckets and I [...]

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Upside Down Smile

February 16, 2013

I asked him to smile and he told me this was an upside-down smile. I mean, he is the kid asking for a real sword and I talked him into this foam thingy-ma-bob-spikey-ball. Still going strong at Disney World and Mama isn’t even drinking her way through the countries! I did have to explain to [...]

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We Are Happy! We Are!

February 13, 2013

For the love of Pete if they are making this face in the first Disney pic I take will they be mooning me by Sunday? Just landed in Orlando! Disney World here we come! Can’t believe we left Jim home to work. Whoo-hoop!!!!! Love me some Disney magic! Abbie Gale and my band of merry [...]

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Sunday Cracks (sorry to send twice, had issue with loading)

February 10, 2013

Sunday morning and they are already making cracks. Please click and vote for me It’s just two clicks. Please. Oh, and if you haven’t yet please “like” my FB page. I have a miserable amount of votes for Circle of Moms. Like may need to stop communicating all together. So, do they do a top [...]

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Ridiculous Resolution to Seize the Monkey!

January 2, 2013

I despise resolutions. If I knew I needed to change something about myself, and luckily I don’t as every year I get more perfect(ly imperfect) I know I would realize my flaw on or around January 20th. Knowing myself, I would “shelf” my personal “remodel” until January 1, of the next year because that is [...]