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We Need a List of all the Bad Words so we Don’t Call the Teacher that Again

January 4, 2013

what is health education
how to parent
what is parenting
birds and bees

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Happy Holidays from Our Home to Yours

December 24, 2012

Happy Holidays form our home to yours. May you have all that makes you happy. -Abbie Gale Allthatmakesyou.com

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Therapist for Mothers of Boys

December 6, 2012

I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red [...]

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Who Wants To Go Shopping With Me?

November 26, 2012

Who wants to go shopping with me?  You better have on comfortable shoes and a water bottle in that purse. My favorite aunt taught me to keep a little peanut butter in the car to sustain you while shopping. Will someone please come and cut my Internet cable and give my iPhone a bath? I [...]

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Someone Please Hire Me

October 24, 2012

Will someone please hire me for all of my Halloween decorating awesomeness? When people come to my house and look at me like I am crazy I want to be able to say, “Oh that, that is just my job. I have to do it.” – Abbie Gale at allthatmakesyou.com  

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Party Just in Case the Mayans are Wrong

October 18, 2012

I need your opinion. Is it ok to plan a birthday party for yourself? I am turning 40 on 12/21/2012 You know, the date the Mayans predict the world will end. So here I am with a birthday that is the first day of winter solstice, and also the shortest day of the year. It is [...]

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Silly Saturday

October 13, 2012

I’m ordering Thai and locking my bedroom door tonight. Think they are trying to bring the rest of the body back that WAS attached to the hand. Dear boys, please don’t turn on the stove. Dear Insurance Agent, The fire would be self contained anyway as we followed all code requirements when having cabinets built [...]

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Where I have been and skeletons keeping me company.

September 29, 2012

I havent posted anything since Sunday.  Mainly because my website has been under construction.  I have the most patient woman in the world helping me use a new template and installing plugins and helping organize my messes. I have been a little lazy too, (see pic below.) My new skeleton came in the mail yesterday. [...]

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Halloween at our House, You Have Been Warned

September 14, 2012

Dear North Carolina Friends and Family, I am sorry, in advance, for our Halloween display.  You may want to keep your small children from coming over to play at Miss Abbie’s house until after the holiday.  If you decide to still send them*, you may want to talk to them first about Miss Abbie and [...]

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I Almost Rendered Earlie Late

September 13, 2012

Honestly, I should have expected this. I can’t expect to get pictures accidentally sexted to me every week of PTO mom’s breasts to write about. I can’t expect to have rotten eggs spontaneous combust all over me and have to have dead baby chickens hosed off whilst stripped naked in the front yard, every week. [...]

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