Comedy

Play My Friday Night Fun Quiz

May 17, 2013

I figured if you have been on my blog even just a little, you might enjoy my new game called… Who Dat? Here is how it works. I will post a picture or a story and you get to guess, “Who Dat?” I will give you a hint to assist your answer. Whomever gets the [...]

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Boy Genius Drops Out, Until His New School Calls Wanting Enrollment Information

April 23, 2013

I have changed names to protect the innocent. Me, “Hello.” Her, “Hello! I am Mandy from La La La School. Thank you so much for contacting us online. I am here to help walk you through the process and help get you set up!” Me, “From who?” Her, “La La La School.” Me, “Huh?” Her, [...]

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It’s Baaaack!

March 10, 2013

This is another post I will announce prior to… No “Judgy Judy’s” Allowed I asked the male flight attendant that called to tell me that they found my lost box of stuff I bought in Orlando, what the box looks like considering that a set of Japanese sushi dishes were inside since Monday morning. He [...]

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Listen To Your Mother!

March 1, 2013

I have been invited to audition for “Listen To Your Mother” and I am so ridiculously excited! I sat in on some of the readings, in NYC last year, and I was blown away by these folks! So very flattered to have even be considered and I don’t think I have ever “auditioned” for anything [...]

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We Need a List of all the Bad Words so we Don’t Call the Teacher that Again

January 4, 2013

what is health education
how to parent
what is parenting
birds and bees

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This is 40, Someone Stole My Life and Made a Movie

December 14, 2012

Have you seen the trailers for the movie “This is 40?” Guess when the movie is being released? That’s right! The day I turn 40!!! My parents couldn’t have had any idea when they were doing the “naughty” nine months before 12.21.72, right? I am so glad they did because I feel so special that [...]

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Therapist for Mothers of Boys

December 6, 2012

I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red [...]

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Do I really need to tell people?

December 3, 2012

So do I really need to tell people the things that explode out of my face? Sometimes I don’t say anything, when something should be said. I like to see the uncomfortable faces. It isn’t as if I even look like there is a possibility being a stripper is my career, unless it was in [...]

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Even The Universe Finds Us Ridiculous

November 9, 2012

My husband and I have been together since we were kids in rural Michigan. Our families still share vegetables, (mostly because they want to rub it in each others faces who’s came in first and who has the biggest) and my husband never had a washer and dryer growing up. Sundays were laundromat days with [...]

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I know it looks like I am a stripper but the wig is actually my husbands.

October 22, 2012

Running a story I told a while back. Thought it was relevant since I cannot write today because Peter signed me up as room mother. You would think the kid would know his mom a little better than that. ;) Here goes… Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, [...]