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We Need a List of all the Bad Words so we Don’t Call the Teacher that Again

January 4, 2013

what is health education
how to parent
what is parenting
birds and bees

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Confession, I am a Hoarder

November 11, 2012

I spent all day yesterday on a ladder and with a bucket cleaning our front porch. Not until I was done did I feel genuinely bad my neighbors had to look at our mildewed white porch all fall. I do this a couple of times a year but it has been a really rainy year [...]

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Should Have Married a Dentist

November 6, 2012

I love iPhoto.  I tried repeatedly to erase a blemish on someone’s face before I realized my laptop screen has a little boy “finger goober” on it. Then I had that “oh crap” moment! You know, the moment you realize you just sprayed your laptop screen with your dogs breath spray instead of the screen cleaner. [...]

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Halloween Costume Voting is the the Best Kind of Voting

October 31, 2012

You know I have to pull some favorite pictures to share.  Please look at the last picture if you have ever thought me a liar. Honestly, the kids faces in these pics crack me up!  What a fun time to pretend. I think we should family theme dress tonight and I can be “Lady at [...]

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I know it looks like I am a stripper but the wig is actually my husbands.

October 22, 2012

Running a story I told a while back.  Thought it was relevant since I cannot write today because Peter signed me up as room mother.  You would think the kid would know his mom a little better than that.  ;) Here goes… Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, [...]

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My Boys Gangnam Style

September 21, 2012

“Gangnam Style” dancing has make my kids into idiots.   Did people think people doing the twist were gonzo? Watch the video the boys made and it will explain.   I edited it too. They are going to kill me after school! http://youtu.be/2W4VdUkQCnA Abbie Gale Follow me by subscribing.  I hate talking to myself. allthatmakesyou.com [...]

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Epic Embarrassing Night, Again, Enjoy

August 17, 2012

Yet another awesome moment for me as I love to provide entertainment for my friends in real time and then share them with my friends online.

Last night we went to a dinner party at our club, but really they sat tables up around the pool and tennis courts. It was a beautiful night. Perfect weather, they had live music and ice sculptures and shrimp cocktail, prime rib and even nachos.

You know that based on what I have said I must be beginning another story that includes an awkward Abbie moment. You so wont be disappointed.

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Awkward! What do I do Now?

August 12, 2012

This does not change the fact that I just got a naked topless picture of a mom I know from my boys school.

A pair of boobies staring at me that I find myself studying and concluding that those are indeed her boobies.

Holy-Mother-of-God. What do I do?

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Our Most Embarrassing School Art, To Date Anyway

August 1, 2012

For all of you with girls I want to remind you that little boys are different. For little boys, that area is a toy that stays with you. To quote one of my kids when they were three, “When can I get one of these BALLS out so I can see what they look like?” Your daughter is putting shoes on her Barbie’s feet right now and I have an anatomically (in)correct foot-less pasta dude on my fridge.

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Get Some Pants On

July 1, 2012

I may not ever understand my three sons.

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