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April Fools or Just Any Normal Day Here

April 1, 2013

Some people have their photos on their computer categorized by titles such as… Vacation Baseball Dance Performances Here are some of the photo file names on my computer… WTF Critters Costumes Adventure Seriously? Peter Thinks This Stupid Now today, a very special day in a home of three boys, I shall reflect and share with [...]

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I know it looks like I am a stripper but the wig is actually my husbands.

October 22, 2012

Running a story I told a while back.  Thought it was relevant since I cannot write today because Peter signed me up as room mother.  You would think the kid would know his mom a little better than that.  ;) Here goes… Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, [...]

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Halloween at our House, You Have Been Warned

September 14, 2012

Dear North Carolina Friends and Family, I am sorry, in advance, for our Halloween display.  You may want to keep your small children from coming over to play at Miss Abbie’s house until after the holiday.  If you decide to still send them*, you may want to talk to them first about Miss Abbie and [...]

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She Knows I Am Laughing With Her

August 31, 2012

Someone quickly drop off a girl! I have all boys and our girl dog is suffering through me dressing her up

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Epic Embarrassing Night, Again, Enjoy

August 17, 2012

Yet another awesome moment for me as I love to provide entertainment for my friends in real time and then share them with my friends online.

Last night we went to a dinner party at our club, but really they sat tables up around the pool and tennis courts. It was a beautiful night. Perfect weather, they had live music and ice sculptures and shrimp cocktail, prime rib and even nachos.

You know that based on what I have said I must be beginning another story that includes an awkward Abbie moment. You so wont be disappointed.

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Awkward! What do I do Now?

August 12, 2012

This does not change the fact that I just got a naked topless picture of a mom I know from my boys school.

A pair of boobies staring at me that I find myself studying and concluding that those are indeed her boobies.

Holy-Mother-of-God. What do I do?

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Creek Tips

July 22, 2012

  I love it when I come across something my boys have done that I didn’t know about. Here is a video our Peter shot at one of his special critter catching locations. The walk to the creek the time prior revealed a snake.  It looks like he went back with our big black rubber [...]

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How To Tell Your Lawn Guy You’re Very Sorry

July 20, 2012

He runs over to my side of the car and yells, “It’s out back! It’s the biggest, (he has his arms stretched out as far as they will go) snake I have ever seen!”

I tell him that it isn’t real and that my kids leave it around to scare each other and us and he wasn’t the intended victim person, (but anyone will do.)

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Better Tell The Neighbors We’re Missing Razor and Feminine Product

June 27, 2012

I told him that was fine if he blocked me. When his wife comes back from Sweden and he can’t explain the tampon and razor blade on his swingset I will be laughing. Serves him right to not be able to sleep wondering what kind of freaks used their play set while they were visiting Ikea-Land and Golf-Heaven. Go ahead, block me.

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Sunday Dinner Cancelled, Bring Vodka and Mop

June 24, 2012

It just bounced and as I bent over to pick it up it shot diagonally like a rocket.

So I twisted myself and tried to catch it on the bounce.

Wait that isn’t a bounce!

HOLY CRAP BAGS…IT IS SPRAYING UP MY DRESS AND ALL OVER?

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