Stayed at our barn-house yesterday from about 1-9:30. We even had to get gas station pizza for dinner. This is primarily because there is no one that will deliver out to the middle of nowhere. We couldn’t even bring ourselves to leave. Beautiful day. Jim mowed. Kids rode dirt bikes and I unpacked some. […]
Cat Burglar vs Bird Lady
Have I ever told about the time I called 911 when Jim was in Washington DC for six weeks and I was home alone with three little boys? It was terrifying and of course it turned out to be funny because I was, as usual, embarrassing myself. Someone had the front door and was shaking it […]
There Was Biting to Begin With
We came, he caught, he tamed and he named. Meet John Daly. his new pet green anole. Trip to Texas successful! We will be coming home with a new pet (we could have bought for 6 bucks at Petsmart.) The little lizard was not so happy when he caught him. He wouldn’t let go! Peter […]
The Girl Who Cried Redbook (but I am really in this months issue, REALLY!)
Me, (nervously texting husband Jim at his doctors office) “Ummmm. We are in Redbook this month. Don’t kill me.” A very long period of time goes by. I even gave him allowances in case he was resuscitating someone. My mind wandered that he was so mad he was on his way home and I may need resuscitating. […]
Ridiculous Resolution to Seize the Monkey!
I despise resolutions. If I knew I needed to change something about myself, and luckily I don’t as every year I get more perfect(ly imperfect) I know I would realize my flaw on or around January 20th. Knowing myself, I would “shelf” my personal “remodel” until January 1, of the next year because that is […]
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