No Denying This, Son


“No denying this son. There is only one rear end in this house that only takes up 25% of the copy machine glass. You need a Clorox wipe so I can fax again. I don’t care if I gave you the idea when you said you needed a picture of your lizard for school. Well […]

I know it looks like I am a stripper but the wig is actually my husbands.

My mother-in-law took my husband to his first concert at 8.  Kiss. How is he not in prison?

Have you ever felt like your kids school’s teachers and staff think you are disheveled, bonkers or possibly a stripper?  Well, after the story I am about to tell you you will realize that my kids principal and school counselor probably think I am all three.   The night before the first day of school and because this was our first year […]

Ten Stupid Things I Learned at My First Blogging Conference

Here is my card

We wished we had someone with more experience to talk to but it turns out those with more experience were out together trying to get away from the people trying to “crack into their nut.” I get it. I have long time girlfriends too and I am sure these women have amazing relationships. Do I sound jealous? I am not because I really do get it. They have worked very hard to learn what they have learned and I am sure they had some bumps and bruises along the way.

Coffee B-eaches! Mama Needs a Spa Weekend!


What’s does it mean if you habitually make coffee and forget to put the actual coffee grounds in, resulting in finding a pot of hot water in the morning? Asking for a friend. Jim also is trying to diagnose me with SOMETHING. Whatever my “illness” it only flares every couple of weeks. I call it, […]

Funny Family Tuesday

This is funny to anyone who has ever lived with little Tasmanian Devils. Our three boys trash my husbands workshop. It is as if you put a room in a dryer and run it. So basically if they go in there that room will look like any room the boys inhabit for more than 20 […]