Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed
1. I didn’t put TEN REASONS why I will never be “Freshly Pressed” as my title. Everyone knows you need a numbered list.
2. I usually have a picture of children being rotten in my posts. The pictures are also of poor quality because I am snapping it with a phone while making sure whatever child is not in the picture isn’t running away and trying to join another family. Seriously, it’s a real possibility when your mom posts about everything including your “sperm diameter fears.”
3. My pictures of children are of my children at commercial places like Disney World‘s Epcot and not an ethnic and interesting child in Vietnam or some other culturally rich part of the world. I live in a subdivision. When we do go on vacation it is to places that don’t require a 22 hour plane ride and 9 vaccinations for each child.
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4. I do not post pictures of food. I tend to eat food and not take photos of it. If I stopped to take a photo of my food or copy a picture of it, it’s probably because I don’t want to eat it because of what it looks like.
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kristen98 says
Hilarious… I think this post should be freshly pressed!
penelopecjamessabastian says
This is very humorous. 🙂 Can you check out my blog? It’s kind of like an Amish fictional story in the making. It’s interesting and funny and… you know. 🙂 Thanks 🙂
valleygirl96 says
I know this is an older post, but I just happened upon it. This is great! Many of the reasons are also why I, too, will never be freshly pressed! What a fun read!
Lorna's Voice says
Cute post. Keep this up and you may have to retract this one! 🙂
news4dudes says
I like it…reverse psychology! I still have no clue how they select the “fresh” blogs, but I’ve been lucky enough to have a few make it. I think the common denominator was a a picture of a puppy. 🙂
All that makes you... says
Ok, then I will add a picture of my dog. Dude, yours get picked because it says, “Dude” in the title.
trixfred30 says
Freshly pressed is a drug you don’t need – you get one then you want more but they won’t give you more. Not that I know I mean I’m not going to get freshly pressed I’m too weird
All that makes you... says
Well, if being ‘weird” will keep you off them it will never happen for me. I am a weird donut and my boys are bizzaro sprinkles. I may make that into our Christmas photo on photoshop.
Andy says
Hey Abbie, don’t kid yourself, I never thought i’d get “pressed” either?…..;)
All that makes you... says
I have pictures of goldfinches in my yard hiding among my dandelions I took. I will add one of those to! Wait for it…