Seriously?! on Sunday. He thinks the mermaid’s shell bra is muscles. He cannot see below his chin and I may have told him I made him into the Hulk. This is why he is making the body builder flexing/Hulk face. I really, really am a good mom.
“The Place Between Where The Babies Exit Out” -Said From A Highly Intelligent Mom
Mitchell, “You know mom we start health this week.” Both boys looking back and forth at each other like I don’t know what they learn in health. Avery, “We need a new binder for notes” Mitchell, “Yeah, the teacher said were taking a LOT of notes.” Avery, “Notes about SEX. Everyday, talking about sex, sex, […]
Horrific story and let them decide if they still want to do it.
Jim took the older boys on a bike ride while Peter and I were at the grocery store. The second Jim, Avery and Mitchell came home Peter announced, “Mom got me a new pet!” Peter told them to follow him to meet it. Jim and boys walked into our backyard with Peter and Peter ran […]
Said from a mexican restaurant men’s bathroom, “What did we ever do to you mom?!”
Laugh and get pictures because no one would believe it.
Seriously?! on Sunday
Things I find in our house?????!!!! Before I called the “911 emergency child psychiatrist line” after seeing this I asked the boys, “What exactly is this supposed to be?” Peter’s reply, “Oh, that’s a trauma surgeon fixing that dude.” Those are my light up tweezers. So glad they are “saving lives”. For all of you […]