“I really find identifying flattened animals that have been hit by stuff fascinating. I mean, I enjoy living animals better, but if they are smushed it is a little fun trying to figure out what they used to be.”
We Would Live In A Zoo, Maybe We Do?
His reply, “I want a Jesus Christ Lizard because they walk on water.”
Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment
I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!
Another (Funny at my Expense) Embarrassing Story
Grassroots effort without SEO classes, hiring a consultant or someone to tweet for me is my approach. I’m throwing my stuff out there and if people like it then it will go somewhere, but I need some help getting it out.
And Now, Here’s More From My Underwear Drawer!
This way you feel less weird or less weird your still looking at my underwear drawer trying to figure out why would I still have maternity underwear when my youngest is seven.