I am not a big fan of bowling. Growing up in Michigan there wasn’t much to do for the nine long months that winter lasted. Most of my bowling memories involve being dropped off in a smokey bowling alley playroom (kid jail) while the adults drank played on their league.
Exploding Eggs and Nakedness…Typical Sunday with Family
There is a reason I have a sense of humor about my life with our three boys. If I survived the ridiculous childhood I had, they will be fine. I am going to share with you one of my own childhood stories. Sit down and I will try and paint a mental image and while […]
Bad mom but good sense of humor?
Seriously?! on Sunday. He thinks the mermaid’s shell bra is muscles. He cannot see below his chin and I may have told him I made him into the Hulk. This is why he is making the body builder flexing/Hulk face. I really, really am a good mom.
“The Place Between Where The Babies Exit Out” -Said From A Highly Intelligent Mom
Mitchell, “You know mom we start health this week.” Both boys looking back and forth at each other like I don’t know what they learn in health. Avery, “We need a new binder for notes” Mitchell, “Yeah, the teacher said were taking a LOT of notes.” Avery, “Notes about SEX. Everyday, talking about sex, sex, […]
A wife’s revenge by way of spring fever…
Eventually it turns into a (very funny ;)) story of a wife’s revenge… I just bought a new hoe today. I broke my last one last fall. With winter being winter, I have spent the last few months trying to find the perfect hoe. Sharp corners, lightweight , doesn’t feel like its splintering in […]
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