By: Abbie Gale I have sat and cried thinking about begging my dad to let me go to a Prince concert in Detroit when I was 15. I had been a fan for years the way a kid becomes a young adult to a certain soundtrack. The Abbey Road record store guy, in my sleepy […]
Halloween Is So Much Fun When Scaring My Children
Why is scaring my kids on Halloween so much fun? Am I a bad mom? The anticipation for them to come come and use the bathroom was too much! They all loved it, they said, even after one kid dropped to the floor in fear. Maybe I am a cool mom because I like to […]
He Promised NOT to Steal Our Kidneys, Just Get In!
Ten years ago my butt didn’t need pockets but this new, old butt needs pockets to break up the junk in my trunk. Confuse them is what I always say, use ruching, scarfs, a cardigan, a blazer, blinking light on my forehead. Not not really a blinking light but if I can’t get this tube top you wear around your waist to take off as the “next thing” or a “belly warmer” as I call it, I may start wearing an orange traffic cone as a hat.
My “Lucky Pants”
They are awesome. They are python and plastic and PERFECT for a Van Halen concert. And they are lucky. Not in a “get lucky” way but in an even better way. They are my Lucky Brush with a Rockstar Pants.”