Have you seen the trailers for the movie “This is 40?” Guess when the movie is being released? That’s right! The day I turn 40!!! My parents couldn’t have had any idea when they were doing the “naughty” nine months before 12.21.72, right? I am so glad they did because I feel so special that […]
We Could all Use a Laugh Today
I rolled the dice yesterday knowing I live in a community of overachievers. I figured if I waited until the last minute to vote, all my responsible neighbors would be done already. I parked and walked right in. Not one person ahead of me at 5:08. I outsmarted the smarties! I voted while talking to […]
It’s Just That Kind of Town on Halloween and Every Day
“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]
Someone Please Hire Me
Will someone please hire me for all of my Halloween decorating awesomeness? When people come to my house and look at me like I am crazy I want to be able to say, “Oh that, that is just my job. I have to do it.” – Abbie Gale at allthatmakesyou.com
Party Just in Case the Mayans are Wrong
I need your opinion. Is it ok to plan a birthday party for yourself? I am turning 40 on 12/21/2012 You know, the date the Mayans predict the world will end. So here I am with a birthday that is the first day of winter solstice, and also the shortest day of the year. It is […]