Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed 1. I didn’t put TEN REASONS why I will never be “Freshly Pressed” as my title. Everyone knows you need a numbered list. 2. I usually have a picture of children being rotten in my posts. The pictures are also of poor quality because I am snapping it with a phone while […]
Make sure moms REALLY dead before we dig the hole.
We have a hermit crab that is either dead or molting. It would seem that it would be easy to determine this, but it is not. Peter asked me what we would do if it was dead and I said, “bury it” He was so upset with me. His reply was, “well were not going […]
Just because he may have cut off his own doesn’t mean he’s going to cut off yours!
Today’s funny… Avery and Mitchell were ready for their first real haircut at a barber shop. I took them to this great barbershop with the barber pole so I could get pictures of them next to it. I had heard horror stories of kids screaming when they saw the scissors so we had a big […]
Only to me or “Old Christine” or “Elaine” from Seinfeld…
The night before the first day of school and because this is our first year of being car riders and to two schools no less, I cleaned out the Suburban as the teachers will get a first hand look inside at the schools drop off and pick up lines. I wouldn’t want them to see […]
They aren’t moving away but I am???
Avery, “When I grow up I’m going to buy the house next door and live in it.” Me, “I love that idea!” Mitchell, “I’m going to buy the house on the other side and live in it.” I’m all smiles. Peter, “I’m going to live in this house with my own wife and family!” Me, […]