Everything BAD I ever learned, I learned from a cousin!
It was the Fourth of July and a different cousin and I were using cigars to light fireworks down a dirt rural road. I found out that night that not only were we too young to smoke but fireworks were illegal in Michigan.
The Turtle Has 1 Toe On 1 Foot, Like A Human, Wanna See It?
“The turtle had one toe on one foot, just like a human toe. Wanna see it?”
Booger-Gate
I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.
It’s a Cage, OMWord, I Just Assembled a Cage For My Child
One would think that by the third child I would have been less concerned and wouldn’t be behaving like a first time parent.
Nope, I ordered a safety cover for Peters crib to use for a few months until we was accustomed to the new house.
I put it together stepped back to look at it and, OMWord, I just assembled a cage for my child!
Neighbor Kids and My Unfortunate Full Monty Moment
I knew I was going to have to explain that I watched a stupid Oprah show and got a Brazillian bikini wax to get ready for bathing suit season. As if having a Brazilian bikini wax wasn’t traumatizing enough!
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