I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red […]
It’s Just That Kind of Town on Halloween and Every Day
“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]
Silly Saturday
I’m ordering Thai and locking my bedroom door tonight. Think they are trying to bring the rest of the body back that WAS attached to the hand. Dear boys, please don’t turn on the stove. Dear Insurance Agent, The fire would be self contained anyway as we followed all code requirements when having cabinets built […]
Where I have been and skeletons keeping me company.
I havent posted anything since Sunday. Mainly because my website has been under construction. I have the most patient woman in the world helping me use a new template and installing plugins and helping organize my messes. I have been a little lazy too, (see pic below.) My new skeleton came in the mail yesterday. […]
I’m Gonna Kick That Rabbits A$$
So if I ever skip a day posting, like yesterday …please say a little prayer for me. I will have a new post I’m writing in my head that will have a title something like, “I’m taking the Easter Bunny back behind the woodshed.” or “I’m going to kick that Bunnies A$$!”. Story content will […]