Me, (nervously texting husband Jim at his doctors office) “Ummmm. We are in Redbook this month. Don’t kill me.” A very long period of time goes by. I even gave him allowances in case he was resuscitating someone. My mind wandered that he was so mad he was on his way home and I may need resuscitating. […]
Oh Deer! Not on a Friday Please.
I hate Fridays when you hit a deer taking the kids to school. I hate crying kids on the way to school more. I hate kids home from school when I need to clean the house the most. “I will go back and cook it for dinner so he didn’t die in vein.” That […]
Ridiculous Resolution to Seize the Monkey!
I despise resolutions. If I knew I needed to change something about myself, and luckily I don’t as every year I get more perfect(ly imperfect) I know I would realize my flaw on or around January 20th. Knowing myself, I would “shelf” my personal “remodel” until January 1, of the next year because that is […]
Therapist for Mothers of Boys
I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red […]
She Knows I Am Laughing With Her
Someone quickly drop off a girl! I have all boys and our girl dog is suffering through me dressing her up