Have you seen the trailers for the movie “This is 40?” Guess when the movie is being released? That’s right! The day I turn 40!!! My parents couldn’t have had any idea when they were doing the “naughty” nine months before 12.21.72, right? I am so glad they did because I feel so special that […]
We Could all Use a Laugh Today
I rolled the dice yesterday knowing I live in a community of overachievers. I figured if I waited until the last minute to vote, all my responsible neighbors would be done already. I parked and walked right in. Not one person ahead of me at 5:08. I outsmarted the smarties! I voted while talking to […]
It’s Just That Kind of Town on Halloween and Every Day
“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]
Party Just in Case the Mayans are Wrong
I need your opinion. Is it ok to plan a birthday party for yourself? I am turning 40 on 12/21/2012 You know, the date the Mayans predict the world will end. So here I am with a birthday that is the first day of winter solstice, and also the shortest day of the year. It is […]
My Boys Gangnam Style
“Gangnam Style” dancing has make my kids into idiots. Did people think people doing the twist were gonzo? Watch the video the boys made and it will explain. I edited it too. They are going to kill me after school! Abbie Gale Follow me by subscribing. I hate talking to myself. allthatmakesyou.com Facebook subscribe: Abbie […]