“It is best to simply try and not think of the missing lizard when you are visiting our home.” This was me practicing how to break the news that a lizard is missing in our house before our guests arrived in 30 minutes. Oh, I should add… “In the grand scenario of things, the lizard […]
Totally Twisted Costume Ideas
My boys have me as a mother. This means I cannot help you with algebra but I will rock you out at Halloween. If only my kids would agree to wear my totally twisted costume ideas. This morning the boys needed ideas for their new prep school costume party. I told the boys to be […]
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Is that a jar of mayonnaise on your head?
Ok, so it looks like this shutdown is about over. Now onto my personal issues. My hair is so dry and fuzzy and winter isn’t even here yet. I am buying everything on Amazon that claims, “moisturizing.” If you ring my doorbell during the “two day shipping” period I am likely to answer the door […]
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Fun Fools in the Name of Hospice, Our Fundraiser Ideas
I spent HOURS making an iMovie for me to lip sync in front of, in the name of a charity fundraiser event at our country club for Hospice. Think “The Real Housewives of My Neighborhood” meets Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab.” Not so far off perhaps. When someone asks what number I am doing for the charity […]
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Fake Football Fan Here, It Is All About The Food For Me
My name is Abbie. I can’t tell you a thing about football but I know I have my boys as a captive audience for food and treats in our little nest for a few hours every Saturday in the fall. What is wrong with me that by 9:00am today, a monday, I was making a […]
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