Me screaming in the hall at the closed garage door a few minutes ago.
“Drag the body to the top of the stairs and I will help pull him down! Keep him upright so you don’t get any more blood on the carpet! Hurry up! I think I hear people. Do you know where the black garbage bags and duct tape are?!!!!”
Things you may hear me shout when my teenager calls me at home and says his friends are sending him selfies while they sit in our garage and golf cart.
Afterwards, it did concern me that this was an instantaneous thought and action upon hearing there are teenagers in my garage unannounced.
Also, if anyone calls the law on me you are my alibi. I was kiddddddding.
My mom would have been so proud. I wrote something about her fabulousness once.
My Mom’s Funny Quotes
And another about being fabulous in the 70’s
Back Before You Could Buy New Boobies
One of her favorite lines was about how we should thank dirty dishes instead of complaining about them. Without dirty dishes we would not exist. She would say she had us to do dishes and we should be thanking them instead of complaining. I think she is very funny…now.
“All That Makes You…”