I want to create a place for people to check after they have read the days news in the car pickup line at school or on the side of a practice field and now you need a smile.
Epic Embarrassing Night, Again, Enjoy
Yet another awesome moment for me as I love to provide entertainment for my friends in real time and then share them with my friends online.
Last night we went to a dinner party at our club, but really they sat tables up around the pool and tennis courts. It was a beautiful night. Perfect weather, they had live music and ice sculptures and shrimp cocktail, prime rib and even nachos.
You know that based on what I have said I must be beginning another story that includes an awkward Abbie moment. You so wont be disappointed.
Awkward! What do I do Now?
This does not change the fact that I just got a naked topless picture of a mom I know from my boys school.
A pair of boobies staring at me that I find myself studying and concluding that those are indeed her boobies.
Holy-Mother-of-God. What do I do?
Things Every Mom Says Or Just Mine
“Honey, I HAD you to do the dishes. You should be thanking the dishes. It is because of the dishes you exist.”
Every year I think my mother was smarter than the year before.
Here is a story about my mom called “Back Back Before You Could Just Go And Buy Boobies” that includes the obvious mention of boobs and chicken poop and how you can use one to get the other.
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