I’m just now getting into shower because washing machine is broken (!!!!!) and repair guy will be here in a few minutes. I would like to wash the cricket, worm guts, lizard and frog germs off of me. I feed baby crickets to raise into big crickets and then I feed baby crickets to red […]
You May See Me on a “Walmart People” Website
If you know me…at all…you know I would rather swim in acid than exercise at the YMCA or go to Walmart. Our 13 year olds have heard of this “Black Friday” and begged all day for us to go see the people camping and fighting, like everyone on television was talking about. Jim and I […]
Should Have Married a Dentist
I love iPhoto. I tried repeatedly to erase a blemish on someone’s face before I realized my laptop screen has a little boy “finger goober” on it. Then I had that “oh crap” moment! You know, the moment you realize you just sprayed your laptop screen with your dogs breath spray instead of the screen cleaner. […]
She Knows I Am Laughing With Her
Someone quickly drop off a girl! I have all boys and our girl dog is suffering through me dressing her up
How To Tell Your Lawn Guy You’re Very Sorry
He threw himself on his back and rolled around screaming and laughing.
I continued into the road smiling again wondering how long before he realized he was rolling around where our dog does her “business.”
Can you send your lawn guy flowers?