Dear husband, When you say to our son, “Write it on your wall so you remember the dates. I will take you boys to Atlanta to see a super-cross in February” you should remember he is TEN. Ten year-olds don’t have Facebook “walls” to write their plans on. Ten year-olds will just write that s*@! […]
Winter Blues Beaten Down by Monster Flowers
I called my friend this morning and ask her if I give her a vase if she could make me up some flowers for the kitchen island. I have the winter blues. I say BIG. The arrangement has to be big enough to beat down “THE BLUES.” I need MONSTER FLOWERS. She asks, “How big” […]
Teenagers Will Eat Anything
Southern Dreams
I miss my southern Mamaw that I would call in the morning to interpret my dreams. I don’t believe in all that hocus-pocus but her confident answers always made me laugh. She would dream she was catching fish and she would call us all, one by one, and ask if we were pregnant. We would […]
Cutting the Cord, The Game Console Cord
I just answered a phone call on the home phone, (no one calls the home phone) “Hello, is Peter around?” Says a GROWN man. Me, “Uh…yeah. One moment please.” “Peteeeerrre, you have a phone call.” Me to man in phone, “May I ask who is calling?” Him, “This is Paul.” Oh, heck no. Who is […]
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