Eventually it turns into a (very funny ;)) story of a wife’s revenge… I just bought a new hoe today. I broke my last one last fall. With winter being winter, I have spent the last few months trying to find the perfect hoe. Sharp corners, lightweight , doesn’t feel like its splintering in […]
“We need a list of all the BAD words so we don’t call our teacher a ba$tard again!”
Do not read this if you are feeling sensitive or are a “Judgy Judy” or if you don’t have a sense of humor. Story below and if you dare please keep in mind they are still babies that are learning things in middle school. Last night we were all in the kitchen. Family banter all […]
“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents…
“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents… I took Peter to the rollerskating school fundraiser I mentioned yesterday. He had a little girl who followed him the entire night. Everywhere. He came up to me and whispered in a desperate voice, “I need a buck!!!! Mom please! Just one […]
Lessons For Sale
When asking one of my 12 year olds to empty the dishwasher he replies with, “I’ll give you $20 to do it for me mom.” I say, “That is terrible. What would I be teaching you if I were to say yes?” My 12 year old replies, “OK, fine $40.” Now I am thinking I […]
Good laughternoon…
“I’m going to a rollerskating party, NOT a wedding.” – Peter who is seven years old after I suggested he tuck in his shirt.