“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents… I took Peter to the rollerskating school fundraiser I mentioned yesterday. He had a little girl who followed him the entire night. Everywhere. He came up to me and whispered in a desperate voice, “I need a buck!!!! Mom please! Just one […]
Lessons For Sale
When asking one of my 12 year olds to empty the dishwasher he replies with, “I’ll give you $20 to do it for me mom.” I say, “That is terrible. What would I be teaching you if I were to say yes?” My 12 year old replies, “OK, fine $40.” Now I am thinking I […]
Good laughternoon…
“I’m going to a rollerskating party, NOT a wedding.” – Peter who is seven years old after I suggested he tuck in his shirt.
You know that “Stonehenge that God built”
“You know it’s ancient…back when God made things…like those boulders in a circle that God made.” – Our seven year old Peter this morning. I’m so taking them to church. Must find a church that knows I have no idea what to do WHILE in church, due to my Catholic school education, Serbian Orthodox services […]
Just because he may have cut off his own doesn’t mean he’s going to cut off yours!
Today’s funny… Avery and Mitchell were ready for their first real haircut at a barber shop. I took them to this great barbershop with the barber pole so I could get pictures of them next to it. I had heard horror stories of kids screaming when they saw the scissors so we had a big […]