Cutting the Cord, The Game Console Cord
I just answered a phone call on the home phone, (no one calls the home phone) “Hello, is Peter around?” Says a GROWN man. Me, “Uh…yeah. One moment please.” “Peteeeerrre, you have a phone call.” Me to man in phone, “May I ask who is calling?” Him, “This is Paul.” Oh, heck no. Who is […]
Boy to Dog to Boy
This morning with our ten year-old and 50 pound stinky dog in my bed with my hubs and myself. Me to son who snuck in some time last night, “You know you have a bed. I can tell you are sleeping in my bed so much you are starting to morph into Lilly.” (Our dog) He […]
Merry Christmas 2014 Family Letter
Merry Christmas 2014 We hope this letter finds you well and you are feeling clever! Can you help us write our 2014 Family Christmas letter? How well do you think you know us? 1. 2014 began for us when we _________________. A – Bought a 40 acre hunt club even though we don’t hunt B […]
This Place is Possessed, Halloween Possessed. Halloween Decorating Ideas
Houston, we have a problem. The smoke detector battery is dying. It keeps making that horrible beeping sound. That loud sound keeps making ALL my Halloween scenes go off at the same time. Imagine three electronic cats screeching, a skeleton head singing “I aint got no body…” (David Lee Roth and one of my personal […]
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