I could make a tiered red velvet cake at his age, alone. I remember my mom handing me the keys to her Mazda when I was eleven and her saying, “Go get some bread and milk.” And I did. Doesn’t mean that it was right, but I could do it. He genuinely could not get his shoes laced up. He was mad and he was mad at me for not doing it for him.
Ten Things We Learned This Weekend
The boys waited a long time before finally swimming out to the island to bring him back. The said they names him, “Lucky Duck.” I reminded them he was a goose. The told me his first name is “Lucky” and his last name is “Duck” and since they were his “new mom” now, they can name him what they want, (say a little prayer for me tonight.)
Advice from Anyone Reading this Regularly or Accidentally
What are you looking for when you come by to see me?
“For Real?!!!” Misadventures With Twin 5 Year-Olds
It is true. I know your waiting for a punch line. There isn’t one, but if you wait until the end of the story I think I will make you laugh, or pity me or both.
Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed
My pictures of children are of my children at commercial places like Disney World’s Epcot and not an ethnic and interesting child in Vietnam or some other culturally rich part of the world. I live in a subdivision. When we do go on vacation it is to places that don’t require a 22 hour plane ride and 9 vaccinations for each child.
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