Why summer vacations are longer for the mothers of boys…
Little boys find it amusing to go “number 2” and leave it for their brothers to find.
They call it “leaving a deposit?”
What makes this funnier to little boys…
To write the persons name it is intended to be found by on the toilet seat…
In permanent maker.
If you have heard screaming coming from my house “am I gonna die?” last night that was the electric cobalt blue model paint all over the new floor in the basement golf cart garage/workshop.
If you heard screaming this morning it was the toilet seat in the new basement bathroom.
I’m running away (again) to work at one of those Caribbean resorts that doesn’t allow children in.
I’ve been preparing them. I taught them to make their favorite meal, linguini with clams, because they will get sick of Jim’ eggs.
This is within 12 hours of each other with a full nights sleep in the middle. Upon texting Jim the antics he replied that one of his coworkers lost a baby to SIDS.
I can live in our colorful graffiti house.
Abbie, All that makes you smile, laugh, think, love, cry, or cry laughing.
- A game theoretic approach to the toilet seat problem (home.tiac.net)
- Analysis of the toilet seat dilemma (piedtype.com)
- ‘Sold!’ Premiere: Rawhide Toilet Seats For Auction In Missouri (huffingtonpost.com)