Who wants to go shopping with me?
You better have on comfortable shoes and a water bottle in that purse.
My favorite aunt taught me to keep a little peanut butter in the car to sustain you while shopping.
Will someone please come and cut my Internet cable and give my iPhone a bath?
I need to not be able to have the “worlds mall” at my fingertips, and on sale!
I could not think of any solid reasons to not buy this $25 dollar dresses from Mod Cloth.
Then I wore that dress with black tights and black tissue thin turtle and my friends husband called me, “Elf on the Shelf” all evening.
I CAN think of 25 reasons NOT to take three boys shopping.
I really was proud of his ability to “self soothe” and go on with our day.
We resorted to bribing them with electronic devices so that I could shop.
This is what happens when your kids are electronic deprived.
I do know that I have been very, very good this year.
My Christmas decor is not going to get put away if someone doesn’t come and disable my Internet.
I have reasoned this out and sticking my fingers in the garbage disposal would be counter productive.
I can’t pack the ornaments away with my fingers missing. Heck, I still have suitcases to unpack from our trip to Punta Cana.
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Abbie Gale at allthatmakesyou.com
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PS If you are a publisher or producer email me and I will give you my phone number. If you are Child Protective Services email me and I will give you the phone number of someone I don’t like. If you want to come and help me fold clothes and put them away I will give you my address and a big kiss.