“Please Use Honor System. Put in Yellow Mailbox.” That’s right, honor system. Just leave what you owe. It’s that kind of town. We live in a little town where when you stop by a pumpkin patch you see lovely pumpkins and gourds. It’s nice to see people having faith in humanity. Suckers!!! Good Lord I […]
Halloween Is So Much Fun When Scaring My Children
Why is scaring my kids on Halloween so much fun? Am I a bad mom? The anticipation for them to come come and use the bathroom was too much! They all loved it, they said, even after one kid dropped to the floor in fear. Maybe I am a cool mom because I like to […]
Redneck Riviera and Honey Boo Boo
You know those airfare deals when you can fly away for $9 and to get home its $20? They charge you taxes and fees, and for luggage, and even extra for water, and they make you de-ice the plane in Detroit and you can’t fly Wednesday through Tuesday night? Ok, they don’t make you do […]
Silly Saturday
I’m ordering Thai and locking my bedroom door tonight. Think they are trying to bring the rest of the body back that WAS attached to the hand. Dear boys, please don’t turn on the stove. Dear Insurance Agent, The fire would be self contained anyway as we followed all code requirements when having cabinets built […]
Blogger Idol
I can’t believe I am doing this. I am still trying to find my “like” button on my new self hosted site and I somehow think I am now qualified to audition for… Blogger Idol I am afraid my “like” button is gone forever but if you have ever “liked” my stories before please head […]
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