“Sexy” is the new “Cute” to 1st graders but not so much their parents… I took Peter to the rollerskating school fundraiser I mentioned yesterday. He had a little girl who followed him the entire night. Everywhere. He came up to me and whispered in a desperate voice, “I need a buck!!!! Mom please! Just one […]
Lessons For Sale
When asking one of my 12 year olds to empty the dishwasher he replies with, “I’ll give you $20 to do it for me mom.” I say, “That is terrible. What would I be teaching you if I were to say yes?” My 12 year old replies, “OK, fine $40.” Now I am thinking I […]
“I’m going to a rollerskating party, NOT a wedding.” – Peter who is seven years old after I suggested he tuck in his shirt.
You know that “Stonehenge that God built”
“You know it’s ancient…back when God made things…like those boulders in a circle that God made.” – Our seven year old Peter this morning. I’m so taking them to church. Must find a church that knows I have no idea what to do WHILE in church, due to my Catholic school education, Serbian Orthodox services […]
Just because he may have cut off his own doesn’t mean he’s going to cut off yours!
Today’s funny… Avery and Mitchell were ready for their first real haircut at a barber shop. I took them to this great barbershop with the barber pole so I could get pictures of them next to it. I had heard horror stories of kids screaming when they saw the scissors so we had a big […]
Forgot to tell them to keep their heads out of the toilet.
I forgot to tell them to keep their heads out of the toilet.
Only to me or “Old Christine” or “Elaine” from Seinfeld…
The night before the first day of school and because this is our first year of being car riders and to two schools no less, I cleaned out the Suburban as the teachers will get a first hand look inside at the schools drop off and pick up lines. I wouldn’t want them to see […]
They aren’t moving away but I am???
Avery, “When I grow up I’m going to buy the house next door and live in it.” Me, “I love that idea!” Mitchell, “I’m going to buy the house on the other side and live in it.” I’m all smiles. Peter, “I’m going to live in this house with my own wife and family!” Me, […]
Aren’t you glad you only had to do that twice to get three kids?
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