While driving to our youngest’s bus stop I noticed a Dad who is always there with his two boys waiting in their car, wasn’t. This is how I gauge whether or not we missed the bus on its last stop. I leave earlier or later depending on all the kids morning activities. This is the […]
My kids are Auditioning for Jacka$$ 2023 Edition, EVERY DAY
Well, here is the story about probably the most inappropriate thing that was ever said in a Build-A-Bear. Because what my funny kids did to me there ten years ago apparently wasn’t embarrassing enough. Because my kids are auditioning for Jacka$$ 2023, EVERYDAY. Our youngest has had a bunny from Build-A-Bear since before he was […]
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House “Guests” and Other Nonsense
“It is best to simply try and not think of the missing lizard when you are visiting our home.” This was me practicing how to break the news that a lizard is missing in our house before our guests arrived in 30 minutes. Oh, I should add… “In the grand scenario of things, the lizard […]
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Totally Twisted Costume Ideas
My boys have me as a mother. This means I cannot help you with algebra but I will rock you out at Halloween. If only my kids would agree to wear my totally twisted costume ideas. This morning the boys needed ideas for their new prep school costume party. I told the boys to be […]
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Is that a jar of mayonnaise on your head?
Ok, so it looks like this shutdown is about over. Now onto my personal issues. My hair is so dry and fuzzy and winter isn’t even here yet. I am buying everything on Amazon that claims, “moisturizing.” If you ring my doorbell during the “two day shipping” period I am likely to answer the door […]
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