Why is scaring my kids on Halloween so much fun? Am I a bad mom? The anticipation for them to come come and use the bathroom was too much! They all loved it, they said, even after one kid dropped to the floor in fear. Maybe I am a cool mom because I like to […]
Silly Saturday
I’m ordering Thai and locking my bedroom door tonight. Think they are trying to bring the rest of the body back that WAS attached to the hand. Dear boys, please don’t turn on the stove. Dear Insurance Agent, The fire would be self contained anyway as we followed all code requirements when having cabinets built […]
Where I have been and skeletons keeping me company.
I havent posted anything since Sunday. Mainly because my website has been under construction. I have the most patient woman in the world helping me use a new template and installing plugins and helping organize my messes. I have been a little lazy too, (see pic below.) My new skeleton came in the mail yesterday. […]
I Almost Rendered Earlie Late
Honestly, I should have expected this. I can’t expect to get pictures accidentally sexted to me every week of PTO mom’s breasts to write about. I can’t expect to have rotten eggs spontaneous combust all over me and have to have dead baby chickens hosed off whilst stripped naked in the front yard, every week. […]
Funny First Days and the Proof is in the Photos
Mitchell, said with a very grown up matter-of-fact manner …”Dadda, I think there is more yelling than learning going on in Kindergarten.”
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