Ten years ago my butt didn’t need pockets but this new, old butt needs pockets to break up the junk in my trunk. Confuse them is what I always say, use ruching, scarfs, a cardigan, a blazer, blinking light on my forehead. Not not really a blinking light but if I can’t get this tube top you wear around your waist to take off as the “next thing” or a “belly warmer” as I call it, I may start wearing an orange traffic cone as a hat.
Why I will never be “Freshly Pressed”
Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed 1. I didn’t put TEN REASONS why I will never be “Freshly Pressed” as my title. Everyone knows you need a numbered list. 2. I usually have a picture of children being rotten in my posts. The pictures are also of poor quality because I am snapping it with a phone while […]
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Why I Will Never be Freshly Pressed
My pictures of children are of my children at commercial places like Disney World’s Epcot and not an ethnic and interesting child in Vietnam or some other culturally rich part of the world. I live in a subdivision. When we do go on vacation it is to places that don’t require a 22 hour plane ride and 9 vaccinations for each child.
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Signs You May Be Raising Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer or a Mark Twain Character
How to know if your raising Huck Finn.
